segunda-feira, 14 de março de 2011

Olha místo

Por ciúme,a secretária e amante do patrão decide ligar à mulher deste para combinar um almoço com o propósito de lhe contar, de uma vez por todas, os anos e anos de mentiras, infidelidades, jogos sexuais e perversões perpetuadas pelo seu querido, e altamente respeitado na comunidade, marido.

- Mulher: Mas é importante?

- Secretária: Importante não sei se é, mas garanto-lhe que é educativo.

segunda-feira, 7 de março de 2011

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

domingo, 27 de fevereiro de 2011

they hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool




As soon as your born they make you feel small,
By giving you no time instead of it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school,
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool,
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years,
Then they expect you to pick a career,
When you can't really function you're so full of fear,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV,
And you think you're so clever and classless and free,
But you're still fucking peasents as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
There's room at the top they are telling you still,
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill,
A working class hero is something to be.
A working class hero is something to be.
If you want to be a hero well just follow me,
If you want to be a hero well just follow me.

sábado, 5 de fevereiro de 2011

They walk among us



"They Live" john Carpenter 1988

quinta-feira, 3 de fevereiro de 2011

mass madness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvT_qEZJf8&feature=related

quarta-feira, 12 de janeiro de 2011

the life of others

carlos says:
we´ll have to sacrifice some nordic blood to satisfy the lisbon godess ofilia
or she will flood lisbon
the river will swallow lisbon
anna says:
ähhh. good you warned me. will build a wall of morangoskas around me to protect me from the portuguese sauvages - don't tell me its raining? i want to flee snow and mud and rain!
carlos says:
not raining at the moment
pretty good weather actually
anna says:
ah can't wait! how was your birthday? are you full of elderly wisdom now?
carlos says:
ahah
yes, like the rabi in "serious man"
coen brothers movie
anna says:
new one?
carlos says:
2009
the new i think im gonna watch it tonight
anna says:
i will watch something even more shocking....ah whole new level of bad has risen in front of my shocked eyes....its fascinating.....
my new studying for my level test tooL: watching episodes of portuguese soap operas on you tube. i am amazed how bad it can get
carlos says:
im embaraced
portuguese soap iperas
anna says:
its like watching an accident. you just cant stop looking even if you know it will destroy your soul  
carlos says:

how do you call it when you get ashamed for others?
anna says:
don't know in englisch. in German there is a verb for that "fremdschämen" 
carlos says:
i get fremdshâmen watching portuguese soap operas, and i dont have to be with people, even alone... its pretty powerfull yeah...
anna says:
i never saw something like this. i am amazed. an abyss of crap opened out of the blue.
carlos says:
ahahah its a kind of fetish... you must be into sodomization stuff
thats a pretty strong indicator
anna says:
nooo. I got just sick of studying list with irregular verbs - that is more sadomasic actually.... - and i needed to practise listening...and then i found those.......  
carlos says:
download all the joão cesar monteiro movies
we have cool portuguese documentaries also
anna says:
i can't download!! my internet connection is crap (will change next week when i move) but still.....i don't know how to download.........i will have to go back to my vocabulary lists 
carlos says:
i dont know if you can find them in the internet
the only thing you nedd to know is
fouda-se and caralho
and you´ll be allright
every sentence you can squeeze it in
anna says:
one of the first things i learned in Sweden of the portuguese......
and you can always add puto if you want to be cool 
carlos says:
and if you can finish and start a sentence with these two, mixing it a little in the middle you get combo point
puto you dont get much point, its new wave surfur boy slang the got mainstream
anna says:
puto, fouda-se ( always thought it spells fodes , vai para o caralho e enerva outra pessoa!
carlos says:
*that got
ahahah
vai chatiar o caralho
anna says:
i will male lots of friends....
make
carlos says:
this is a good one
you can´t beat the classics
anna says:
too bad owning badass cursing skills in portuguese want help me in school 
carlos says:
tell your teacher " queres verbos irregulares vais para o hotel.... fouda-se olha-me este caralho"

sexta-feira, 31 de dezembro de 2010



ren: preferias ir a uma festa com o malato de tronco nu ou passar um fim de semana com o carlus cruz na tailãndia?

sem nada: este quadro é muito fixe

ren: ou preferias ver os jogos todos do sporting durante uma época inteira?

o que é aquele 77 la em cima?


é das cabeças falantes


hammmm?

terça-feira, 14 de dezembro de 2010

quinta-feira, 2 de dezembro de 2010