sexta-feira, 25 de junho de 2010

domingo, 20 de junho de 2010

Domingo

Como se chama a pessoa que faz um desporto do acto de chegar aos sitios?

um Chegador

sexta-feira, 18 de junho de 2010

work essay that went the wrong way

When doing image acquisition, getting the image you want is just part of the task. You need to process it. Most of the editing you need can be done at your home computer. To do image analysis you need to believe you can fly. You need to believe there is a specific task for you. I’m not saying it’s easy, I’m just saying it’s meant for you. Do you have the balls to search for it?

Most people just do what’s expected of them, like yours truly, and then it hurts. Of course this is not a fairy tale, life is hard and the biggest part of the population gets it harder than us. But I guess there must be some comfort in knowing that you’re doing all you can do. Even if it sucks. The thing is, when you have choices, how can you make the right one? Am I being a pantsy, or is this a real problem?

You've just gone with the flow for so many years.. pushing back your decisions, delaying.. now you have a degree in something you don’t care about very much.. doing a job you never thought you would take.. Of course you suck at it. The third wheel, you call yourself.. My question is, is it me or the job?

quinta-feira, 17 de junho de 2010

Era uma vez...

...uma rua muito calminha chamada Kotnikova, quando de repente...

...BADUUUUM!

Rock 'n Roll mudafucka!



No one messes with the Kotnikova Boyz...



- Bora pó deboche!
- Deves pensar que tenho a tua idade, miúdo...















No means no! (e o rebarbado ali da direita, hein?)






"Boa noite!" ;)


Os Kotnikova Boyz a catar o Tomé



Allez Serguitos allez






A malta com o André numa das suas raras horas fora do horário de expediente


Soto na caça...





Help! Cheira demasiado a cavalo aqui!



À espera de quem? Não é dificil.... Uma pista: começa por S e rima com fritos





Eheeeeeh!





:')

terça-feira, 15 de junho de 2010

domingo, 13 de junho de 2010

Há Festa na Selva!

ESTE É UM VÍDEO FRANCÊS, DOCUMENTADO EM ÁFRICA, SOBRE UMA ÁRVORE QUE CRESCE NAQUELE CONTINENTE E QUE PRODUZ UMA VEZ POR ANO UMA FRUTA MUITO GOSTOSA CHAMADA AMARULA, QUE CONTÉM UMA ALTA PERCENTAGEM DE ÁLCOOL (17%). EXISTE MESMO UMA BEBIDA ESPIRITUOSA CUJA MARCA É "AMARULA".NUMA DETERMINADA ÉPOCA DO ANO OS ANIMAIS DESLOCAM-SE PARA IR COMER A FRUTA E O ENGRAÇADO É QUE ATÉ SE AJUDAM UNS AOS OUTROS PARA A CONSUMIR!!
O PIOR É A MOCA QUE APANHAM!!!!



Encontrei em Inglês e com melhor qualidade!

quinta-feira, 10 de junho de 2010

segunda-feira, 7 de junho de 2010

quarta-feira, 2 de junho de 2010

terça-feira, 1 de junho de 2010

Real Estate Blues




Oh I had a woman
so fine so fine so fine
tha' each day I woke up next to her
I couldn't believe she was mine

Then one day
Oh one damned day
I got home early
and she had gone away

since that moment
oh that damned moment
I never stopped feeling
a deep feeling of torment

after three years
three long years went by
she called me and said she loved me
but I knew it was a lie

never saw her again
didn't feel the need anymore
cos' I fell in love with a girl
the girl that I was lookin' for

I wished this was true
but its the result of too much booze
I'll just stop drinkin'
cos' I'm already flavorin' the blues

This is the end of my story
It was all a sham
but if your a fair girl
I can still be your man